How to be Glorious

 

‘Cat is always entertaining, often surprising and challenging, but more than that she is inspirational, and with How to Be Glorious she is all of these’ 

Francesca Kay, Beyond the Border International Storytelling Festival 2012

 

HOW TO BE GLORIOUS is a transformational show about making things happen in your life, finding a second chance at happiness in middle age and seeing a way out of the shadows into the sunshine.

Cat tells the story of Faye, a restless 44 year old housewife who finds a trapdoor in her house with a secret staircase beneath. She escapes suburbia into a world of fantasy lovers, dark forests, moonlit lakes and glowing lanterns. Her desire? To be glorious. And for a feisty heroine in supermarket knickers, that’s quite an adventure…

HOW TO BE GLORIOUS is something different – a compelling, deeply personal show that touches hearts and moves minds. Funny, sexy, joyous, fiery, uplifting, but rooted in the reality of midlife, this is truly entertainment for grown ups.

 

Audience Comments

‘I am 44 and am in need of a trapdoor! Thank you for making me feel glorious!’

‘Absolutely fabulous – love it.’

‘Thank you for taking me on my own adventure.’

‘A wonderful show! Happy to have come. Such a presence! It was a marvelous tale told in a delicious way: it reminds people how it is beautiful to become yourself by your own and with love.’

‘What a splendid title! And an insightful reflection. Thank you for your contribution to empowering women to feel special and valued. The father-daughter importance was poignant. How hard for those who never knew that… How do they manage to pick up the pieces?’

‘What a wonderful evening’s entertainment! Wow! What can I say? All sorts of truths, feelings stirred up. Beautifully spoken and absolutely fascinating.’

‘Merci pour ce conte de Fay! Formidable.’

‘Heartfelt. Incredibly well observed and experienced. Thank you for saying exactly how it feels. Cat – you have great passion. Your delivery is empowering and leaves your fortunate audience feeling ‘normal’ but ‘gloriously’ so.’

‘How did you know my story so intimately? I am left with the words of Finn, who can’t make her glorious – only feel glorious. Wise woman you are. I loved the many beautifully described scenes that helped me ride the soul journey.’

‘We completely identified with this magical story. Our lights are glowing bright.’

‘Thank you Sister x’

‘Brilliant. Astonishing. Moving. A tour de force. I really enjoyed it. Congratulations!’

‘Wonderfully inspiring and thought provoking. Beautiful singing. Glorious!’

‘Fantastic. All women should hear it.’

‘Truly glorious, thank you. I am left wondering about those trampled dreams; cringing at the men I’ve inadvertently crushed , and resolved to get out there and be glorious!’

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fabelhaft Festival, Austria June 2011

The wonderful US clown Hilary Chaplain and me, after the show in St Polten

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Fabelhaft! festival in southern Austria has always been one of my favourite festivals, and this year was the best yet. Wonderful company, amazing scenery, great shows – and this year I had the added challenge of telling IN GERMAN! Not completely in German – the stories were bi-lingual, English and German, but it was still an extraordinary challenge for me because I don’t actually speak German.

But I did it – and did it well, by all accounts. People were very complimentary while I was there, so I came home feeling very proud of myself. And I’ve just received an email from an Austrian storytelling friend:

‘Congratulations! Friends and colleagues of mine heard you tell in English and German and were full of admiration: “It was a great performance! And she spoke a beautiful German without any accent!” ‘

There was only one thing that puzzled me… I kept telling a story about a demon – an enormous rat, bigger than a cow, with ‘einem langen rosanen Schwanz’ – a long pink tail. I couldn’t understand why the teens were sniggering. Then I discovered that ‘Schwanz’ is slang for penis…

Hay Festival Story Bazaar June 2011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, what a great time we had at Hay 2011!

It’s always a tremendous festival to be a part of. It’s so buzzy and inspirational, especially backstage. Highlights for me included watching my friend Debs Newbold tell King Lear to 200 rapt teenagers from the main stage, and meeting Camilla Parker Bowles in the portaloos!! (She was lovely. Surprisingly tiny but very gracious)

And then there was the storytelling in The Moot – four days, three storytellers, twelve shows. And I am thrilled to say it was a HUGE success. The family sessions were packed out every day, despite the sweltering heat, and imaginations were fired with tales of pirates, tigers, dragon-flying princesses, wooden women and pumpkin-headed giants.

For the adults, there were some extraordinary tales. Joshua Muraya, visiting from Nairobi, told harrowing true life tales dating from the Mau Mau rebellion in 1950s Kenya. I don’t think I will ever forget the story of the Kenyan driver who dared to visit a Whites Only toilet, setting off a desperate chain of events that ended with him spending 14 years in jail, frequently being tortured.

Kasper Sorensen, visiting from Denmark, effortlessly evoked 19th century Copenhagen in his wonderful ‘Great Fire of Copenhagen’ show. This was cinematic storytelling at its very best.

And I went Italian, with two sessions featuring full-blooded folk tales from the collection by Italo Calvino. Adultery, toy boy lovers, murder and mermaids – a heady combination!

Thank you to everyone who made it so unforgettable. Let’s do it again next year!

Story Bazaar at the Hay Festival 2011

  THE STORYTELLING BAZAAR IN THE MOOT

Kasper Sorensen (Denmark) Joshua Muraya (Kenya) and ME!

31 May – 3 June @ The Telegraph Hay Festival, Hay on Wye UK

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Gearing up for what promises to be a FANTASTIC Hay Festival for me.

In celebration of the Storymoja Hay Festival in Nairobi, I have brought  together four days of international storytelling for children and adults in a Hay Bazaar of tall tales and wonders. Entry is free. All donations will contribute to funding the Festivals’ of Literature Charitable Trust’s education work in Africa.

 All shows are in The Moot – our very own story venue!! It’s the middle one of three pavilions situated in the garden square in front of Pemberton’s Bookshop. Please come and find us!!

There will be twelve events over the four days: six for adults and three for families. For event listings see my Diary page here.

 

Glorious opening night for HOW TO BE GLORIOUS!

 

My new show had its opening night at The Mill Arts Centre in Banbury last week, and it was a huge success! At the end of the show, there was a queue of women waiting to write in my comments book. Here are some of the lovely things they wrote:

‘I am 44 and am in need of a trapdoor! Thank you for making me feel glorious!’

‘Absolutely fabulous – love it.’

‘Thank you for taking me on my own adventure!’

‘A fab story and a glorious evening’

‘A wonderful show! Happy to have come. Such a presence! It was a marvelous tale told in a delicious way: it reminds people how it is beautiful to become yourself by your own and with love.’

‘What a splendid title! And an insightful reflection. Thank you for your contribution to empowering women to feel special and valued. The father-daughter importance was poignant. How hard for those who never knew that… How do they manage to pick up the pieces? And you do look glorious!’

‘What a wonderful evening’s entertainment! Wow! What can I say? All sorts of truths, feelings stirred up. Beautifully spoken and absolutely fascinating.’

‘Merci pour ce conte de Fay! Formidable.’

‘Heartfelt. Incredibly well observed and experienced. Thank you for saying exactly how it feels. Cat – you have great passion. Your delivery is empowering and leaves your fortunate audience feeling ‘normal’ but ‘gloriously’ so.’

 

I am VERY happy! Thank you, everyone.